Hard heads

All our body parts have their respective functions, and like a square peg in a round hole sometimes we misuse our body parts. Often we say men have two heads - but by design only one was meant to be used for the purpose of thinking, there are no neurons in the little head, only nerve endings. I have deduced that when the blood flow increases to the little head it significantly impacts the effective and efficient function on the big head - the brain; hence, cock hard brain soft.

There is a old creole saying deux mal crab pas cah westay en dans meme tout (roughly translated two male crabs do not remain/stay in the same hole). I can only surmise that the head with the neurons and the head with the nerve endings can not see eye to eye when women are involved, and it would sometimes seem that the small head is the more forceful and dominant one; therefore when the small head makes a stand the big head bows out.

I had a conversation with a buddy of mine about a potential tryst; imagine he wanted my advise (:-o) - given what I saw as a latent combustible situation I adviced that he consider the time already invested as sunk cost. The potential havoc that moment of pleasure (brief or otherwise) could result in was really not worth it; he agreed. It was best he allowed this one to slip through his fingers. But that conversation continued for a couple weeks - by which time I concluded it was only a matter of time before he little head subdued the logic of the bigger head. Though I must confess that I wanted him to indulge if but for only a moment - but my motives for him pressing forward was purely mischievous; I am affronted by pussy watchmen.

For those of you not familiar with the term  pussy watchman, this is a man who won't allow his woman space to be alone or with her friends for fear of getting horn. A pussy watchman (PWM) is the type of dude that calls a million times to confirm his woman is where she said she is going to be - and he may just show up there to verify; he's the type of dude that when his woman returns home from a night of liming/partying; he would take a sniff of her to deduce whether she had been with another man. Which reminds me of another creole saying plus ou vayez plus ou pas cah wair (roughly translated the more you watch the less you see). I have observed the potential tryst man - and he is definitely a PWM.

So as it turns out, my buddy did not take my advice and the pussy watchman fell asleep on the job. Score one for the little head, zero for the big. Part of me rejoiced for all the wrong reasons, the other part knows this shit will end bad. My advise right now would be to make a strategic withdrawal from the situation - but if he didn't listen to me about the initial deployment into enemy territory, do you think he would listen about a withdrawal.

Or well so long as the nerve endings are being stimulated the neurons will be misfiring.